He's back (again)

oh. hi there.

what?

no not at all why do you ask?

oh i see now. It's all a trick ay? Thought you'd escaped did you? Well you can erase that small glimmer of hope from your pretty little head because as the title of this post CLEARLY says ... he's back. Who you ask? Well ... me. Yes dear reader it's true. After a year of exploring my inner self and coming to terms with who i am (yup you were right all along I'm a non-corporeal amorphous blob of sentient gristle) I've decided to write again. Now I know what you're thinking to yourself. You're thinking "but Jack. Every 6 months you reappear and make me fall in love with you all over again before disappearing into the ether." And I know that. But here's the thing my poor helpless babe, i did it for YOU. OK no i didn't BUT I did warn you that I was inconsistent! luckily if you want to pretend i was never gone you could nip over to Jack and Liam's story time adventure (a short lived story blog me and a friend called (you'll never believe it) Liam wrote) here. go on, We'll all wait while you read it.
Done? Good.
See I like writing, even if it's inane bullshit and I have realised that to do this in any consistent way I need a theme. A goal. A master plan, if you will. So to that end I have decided to start a new series of posts on here. I, your great and glorious leader Jack, have a disease that many of you are also afflicted with. I'm bad with money ... and Steam summer sales exist. This inevitably means that I have built up a backlog of Steam games that I have NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED!!! (that's right reader, hard as it is to believe even I have flaws) SO once a week I shall post a review of one of my steam games. Now this alone is nothing to right home about (although you should because everyone's worried about you) so I need a gimmick ... what is that gimmick you ask? (sobbing gently whilst stroking a picture of my face) I shall work through them in ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!!!!!!! Now some of these games I have played. Some are brand new and some are 100% shit. So let me take you on a journey. A journey into the depths of my (at the time of posting) 213 game steam library. Don't be scared, I'm here now, I'm back.

The first game is AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome. Review will be up some time this week.

Jack off (to bed (nothing dirty))