Rock Band 3

So rock band 3 finally turned up ... a week after it was supposed to ... (I don't blame the postman (It's not his fault (it's the Illuminati's ... THEY RUN EVERYTHING))) and I have finally got round to posting a sort of review ('sort of' because it will mainly be my insane mutterings)

The game is awesome, coming from someone who loved the first two. I love allot of the songs in the set list and especially like the way that it ventures into new styles of music not seen in most rhythm music instrument controller games (RYMUIC's?) anyway I have an entirely different point to make in this post. (I'm not much of a reviewer and I don't really intend to become one)

Is it weird for a guy to play as a girl in games??? I mean I don't in most games, I'm a slender athletic male elf in dragon age and a twisted male Sith lord in Knights of the old Republic (in other words everything I'm not in this so called 'real' world) but when it comes to rock band I always make a female character. Now, i have no idea if it's some kind of weird psychological thing that affects certain guys (or if we just like staring at hot women playing guitar (the more likely option)) but i can't help it! I know a couple of guys who make female characters in everything (specifically one person ... whose name rhymes with pawn) and i don't find it too weird (unless they start acting like their character) but i know that some people think it is incredibly weird. If i had any kind of real following on here I'd ask you all to comment and say whether you do it or think it's odd ... but i don't so instead I'll just sit in my room and ponder this by myself ... alone ... apart from the voices ... who never leave ... EVER ...... (because of the Illuminati)

Green dinosaur tape

I know I said I was probably going to post about rock band 2 but that will have to wait. I have instead decided to give you a glimpse into the amazing world of THE GREEN DINOSAUR TAPE!

Some of you may already be aware of this marvellous object but others will have absolutely no idea what the fudge cakes I am on about (Something with which I am familiar). I shall bring the shining light of the tape into your dark life reader! (we all know what you do when no one’s around Steve (definitely worth adding words to freak out any Steve's)). This tape pretty much defined my entire childhood it is (as the name implies) a small green tape about dinosaurs … with a twist! The twist in this case is that all of the facts that they are trying to force young child like minds to learn are skilfully hidden in the form of catchy songs and or lame poems (I had forgotten about the lame poems … but the songs more than make up for it) I suggest you go out and find this tape or a digital version of it.

I’ll be honest with you now reader (I think our relationships at that point now) … I don’t prepare to write these posts (I know it’s hard to believe) meaning that I have literally no idea what to type right now … I suppose we could talk about you? No? Fair enough, you’re a private person, I get that … See what's happened now though? We’ve got nothing to speak about. If you’d only shared a simple fact we could have gone on for hours but now I’m just going to fizzle out as my mind struggles to piece together simple sentences.

Anyway I’m going to try to write a post about rock band 2 (unless the postman decides that he would like to bring me rock band 3 …) at some point in the near future. I know no one is reading this (why would you) but I’m going to keep going … like resilient mould, clinging to your shower wall that, no matter how hard you scrub, won’t go away …