Ham

THAT'S RIGHT! HAM!!!

it went off even though the packet said it was in date and i made a sandwhich and it tasted deisgustinng ...

anyway ...

My room smells like ham =(

LOLZOR

that title was a lie ... i was luring you in, into a world of darkness, a world of hatred ...

and penguins ...

ok that was a lie too ...

I'm Jack (i'm not giving you my second name because i don't know it (it's complicated (like making pie (really complicated pie (Pie is nice (not as nice as penguins (i don't even like penguins that much!!!))))))) I forgot where i was going with this paragraph ... I use '...' a lot ... and i MEAN a lot.

hmmmm, so, how are you?

I'm glad to hear that!!!

bit rude of you not to ask how i am ... but oh well i guess your a rude person ...

it's cool i forgive you ...

OH NO THERES A PENGUIN BEHIND YOU!!!

HA i got you good!

what you didn't look behind you? fine! that was the trick ..

there really was a penguin behind you ...

and now you've missed it! how do you feel now!

I forget what i'm doing here ...